I am not available
I can't take your call
The phones broken
Smashed against the wall
The lines been cut
I couldn't pay the bill
I can't dial your number
The ring is too shrill
The buttons are all gone
I can't see straight
The cords tangled up
I picked it up too late
I can't talk to you
I have a bad connection
Your breaking up
Go in a different direction
I guess this is farewell
I guess this is goodbye
The cell towers have been knocked down
And my cells about to die